SARDAR JOKES

3 Sardar picnic pe gae , wahan jaa ke yad aya ke PEPSI to ghar hii bhool gae. . . ?



Decide kiya ke sabse chota Sardar le aye.

CHOTA SARDAR:-Main iss shart pe jata hoo ke tum mere ane tak "SAMOSE" nahi khao ge

2nd Sardar ne kaha ke theek hai

1 ghanta guzra Chota Sardar nahi aaya

2 ghante guzre Chota Sardar nahi aaya

3 ghante guzre Chota Sardar nahi aaya

Shaam ho gai


2nd Sardar ne socha ke ab "SAMOSE" kha lena chahiye

Jaisey hi usne "SAMOSA" uthaya Chota Sardar DARAKHT ke peeche se nikal ke bola




"JE ENJ KARNA TE MAIN NAE JANDA"

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JOKES

Do dost the


Ek ka naam tha "JO" or ek ka naam tha "WO"

Ek din JO ke kamre mai JIN aa gaya

JO ne dar kar WO ko aawaz lagai

WO bhaag kar JO ke kamre mai aaya

jin ko dekh kar WO ka INTEKAAL ho gaya




bas usi din se kahte hai "JO DAR GAYA WO MAR GAYA"

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WAKEEL:- "My LORD"

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JUDGE:-Kitaab pesh ki jae


KITAAB PESH KI GAI

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JUDGE:-Is tarhan ke 2 saboot or pesh kiye jaen..........

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ISLAMIC MESSAGES

Wo konse 5 jaandar hai jo bagair "MAA" ke paida hue:-




1:-HAZRAT ADAM [A.S]

2:-HAZRAT BIBI HAWA [A.S]

3:-HAZRAT SALEH [A.S] KI OONTNI

4:-HAZRAT MOOSA [A.S] KE AASA MUBARIK SE BANNE WALA AAZDAHA

5:-HAZRAT ISMAEEL [A.S] KI QURBAANI KE WAQT JANNAT SE ANE WALA DUNBA

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5 Cheezen jinko sirf dekhne se hi NAIKIYAAN milti hain




1:-KHAANA KABBA

2:-QURAN PAK

3:-WALDAIN [PARENTS]

4:-AALIM-E-DEEN

5:-AAB-E-ZAM ZAM

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ISHQ-E-MUSTAFA jis ke seene mai hai


wo jahan bhi rahe MADINE mai hai


aur phoolon mai bhi aisi khooshbu kahan


jo mere NABI [SAWW] ke paseene mai hai

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Kya ap jante hai ?


KHAANA KABBA ke 4 side ke naam




1:-RUKN-E-YAMAANI


2:-RUKN-E-IRAQI


3:-RUKN-E-SHAMMI


4:-RUKN-E-ASWAD




SUBHAAN-ALLAH

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Likhne bethe the TAREEF-E-NAAM-E-MUHAMMAD [SAWW]




Alfaaz khatam ho gae TAREEF shuru hone se phle

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FUNNY POETRY

*SUNO* aisa nahi karte




Jab paper aata hi na ho to ink zaya nahi karte




*SUNO* jab nakal ka chance ho




to phir parha nahi karte




*SUNO* jab dost like ho apna




to booti laya nahi karte




*SUNO* examiner ko galiyan dete hai




sir pe charhaya nahi karte




*SUNO* yahan ka system ulta hai




jo guess me hon sawaal wo aaya nahi karte




*SUNO* ye bohat hasaas ghari hoti hai




dost ko paper me aazmaya nahi karte




*SUNO* jab paper aata ho




to kisi ko dikhaya nahi karte

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Aik intehai educational shair arz hai




Honton pe hai lipstick or naina kajal se laice
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Neutralization is the reaction of "Acid" & "Base"

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Wo mujhse poochta haike tere khawabon main kon ata hai "FARAZ"
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use kaise batau ke "LOAD SHEDDING" mujhe sone hi nahi deti

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D-GROUND ka "ISHARA" na hota




kabhi JAIL ka "NAZARA" na hota




agar SHIBLEE COLLEGE ne larkiyon ko "BIGARA" na hota




to FAISALABAD ka koi bhi larka "AAWARA" na hota

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Bare zalim hai teri gali ke bache "FARAZ"
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Kutta peeche chor ke kehte hai "RACE SANSON KII RACE DHARKAN KII"

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Faqat is liye hum ny mehfilon ma jana chor diya "FARAZ"
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k koi pooch hi na ley.. "App ka result kab aa raha hy?"